What do you call a magic Labrador?
A Labracadabdoor!
English Jokes, puns
Tag: English Jokes for Kids
English Jokes, puns
Why was the computer cold?
Because Windows was left open!
English Jokes, puns
Flip – What do you call the best maze ever?
Flop – A-maze-ing!
English Jokes, puns
Why was the aeroplane ill?
It had the flew!
English Jokes, puns
Flip – What is green and not heavy?
Flop -Light green!
puns
A Mexican man says to his friends: “I can disappear in three seconds”
Uno… dos… and then he disappears without a tres!
English Jokes
My friend wrote a book on “How to make MONEY!”
He wanted to self-publish and asked me to help get funds.
I suggested he should read his book.
English Jokes
I can’t do small talk.
I just asked the lady cutting my hair what she does for a living.
- From the Twitter of @Momjeansplease