Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t have spread it!
English Jokes, puns
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Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t have spread it!
Why did the dog sit next to the fire?
He wanted to be a hot dog!
How did the Japanese sauce say hello to the bee?
Wasa-bee!
What’s a rabbit’s favourite type of music?
Hip-Hop!
What do you call a magic Labrador?
A Labracadabdoor!
Why was the computer cold?
Because Windows was left open!
Flip – What do you call the best maze ever?
Flop – A-maze-ing!
Why was the aeroplane ill?
It had the flew!
Flip – What is green and not heavy?
Flop -Light green!
A Mexican man says to his friends: “I can disappear in three seconds”
Uno… dos… and then he disappears without a tres!