Tag: English Jokes for Kids

What do you call a guy who’s really loud?

Mike!

Why did the cow cross the road?
To listen to the moo-sician!

Flip – What makes music on your head?
Flop – A hairband!

Did you hear the story about the rabbit’s childhood?
It’s a hare-raising tale!

I entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win…
But no pun in ten did!

I wanted a new toaster but the shop website was too annoying
Too many pop-ups!

Why did the lumberjack need to see the dentist?
He had a cavitree!

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other?
‘There’s too much friction between us!’