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More puns

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I did marry my wife for her looks. Just not the ones she has been giving me lately.

I am thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.

6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down.

What does a house covered by? Address.

My real alt-personality is…

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Every nyctophile anywhere in the world

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lazy people don’t do a lot, but they sure can think of the right questions

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Being the Invigilator

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Busted because of a spelling mistake

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Best Caddy Comebacks

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Subject: TEN BEST CADDY RESPONSES.

Number : 10
Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?”

Number : 9
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, sir. You’ve already moved most of the earth.”

Number : 8
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes, sir . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”

Number : 7
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually, sir.”

Number : 6
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so, sir . . . That would be too much of a coincidence.”

Number : 5
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch, sir. It’s a compass.”

Number : 4
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “It’s very good, sir. But personally, I prefer golf.”

Number : 3
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: “I’m afraid the way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”

Number : 2
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “But this isn’t the golf course . . . We left that about an hour ago, sir.”

And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It has been a long time since we teed off, sir.”

If restaurant owners were honest..

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..this is the kind of notices they would put up.

Thankfully for us, this hotel owner in Malaysia IS honest.

The comparing never ends

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Its the name that counts…

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