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Tag: English Jokes for Kids
English Jokes
- LORENZ’S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR.
Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
- ANTHONY’S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP.
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
- KOVAC’S CONUNDRUM.
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
- CANNON’S KARMIC LAW.
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
- O’BRIEN’S VARIATION LAW.
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
- BELL’S THEOREM.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
- RUBY’S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
- WILLOUGHBY’S LAW.
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
- ZADRA’S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
- BREDA’S RULE.
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
- OWEN’S LAW
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
English Jokes
..because, well, we are always here!
puns
She fell in love with a banker but he showed no interest.
She fell in love with an astronaut but he wanted space.
She fell in love with a gym trainer, but it didn’t work out.
She fell in love with a librarian, but his time was always booked.
She fell in love with an electrician but for him there was no spark.
She fell in love with a cardiologist but he broke her heart.
She fell in love with a geologist, but the relationship was too rocky.
She fell in love with an economist but he couldn’t supply her demands
She fell in love with a violinist but he said, “No strings attached.”
She fell in love with the linguist but he left her speechless
She fell in love with a seismologist, but he was always finding fault.
She fell in love with a cook, but he left her on the back burner
She fell in love with a mathematician but she couldn’t count on him.
She fell in love with a scuba diver–on the surface everything seemed to be fine, but deep down she knew something fishy was going on …
She fell in love with a fisherman, but he wasn’t a good catch.
She fell in love with a mason but they never built a strong foundation.
She fell in love with a teacher, but he had no class!
She fell in love with a tennis player but love meant nothing to him.
She fell in love with the magician but he kept turning tricks.
English Jokes
Father- how much rank you got in 10th exam?
Son- I got 2nd rank Dad!
Father- Why 2nd? Why you didn’t get 1st rank?
Son- Actually Anil and me got same marks. But they gave Anil 1st rank and me 2nd rank.
Father- Why? Both should get 1st rank?
Son – They applied Duckworth Lewis System and compared our fathers’ 10th marks and gave him 1st rank!
Father- Ok Ok. 2nd rank is also very good! Keep it up!