Your happiness quotient – multiplied
4 engineers got into a car. The car suddenly jammed and stopped.
Mechanical Engineer: It’s a broken starter.
Electrical Engineer: Dead battery.
Chemical Engineer: Starter fluid.
IT engineer: Hey guys lets just get out, close all the doors, open them, and get in again?
Let’s talk about.. Nero.
The legend of Nero goes that he played the fiddle while Rome burnt. This comic is based on that legend.
We saw this epic comic featuring Nero, and then just had to get a joke to match!
64AD: Nero bans the practice of Christianity throughout the Roman empire
Christians: I can’t believe this!
Romans: Correct.
Crew: I I captain.
Mike says to Jack, “I found this pen, is it yours?”
Jack replies, “Don’t know let me see.” He then tries it and says, “Yes it is.”
Mike asks, “How do you know?”
Jack replies, “That’s my handwriting..”.
Good friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
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Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
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Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
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Why don’t almonds have friends?
Because they’re nuts!
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“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’”
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“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.”
Michaela Edmond
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What do you get when you search “Rorschach tests”?
Silhouettes of parents fighting.
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What do you get when you google “Alzeimer’s”?
Purple links.
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Last night I was thinking to myself “I wonder how much Google really knows about me?”
But then my Android phone texted me the message “not much”. So, I feel better now.
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What do you get when you google “Lost medieval servant boy”?
“This page could not be found.”
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I had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle. The clue was “Dishonestly gaining a advantage,” eight letters.
I immediately felt bad for looking it up, that was cheating.
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What do you get when you google ‘How to light a candle?”
50,000 matches.
A Punjabi opened a tea shop in China. He named it Punjab Tea Stall. The shop did not do well.
Then someone suggested that if you want to succeed in China you have to keep a Chinese name for your shop.
Now his shop is doing very well because he has changed the name of the shop to
CHA FOO FOO KARKE PEE
What do you call the ship of the desert?
The Tisandic
