The teacher wrote on the blackboard:
I ain’t had no fun all summer.
“Now, class, how do we correct this sentence?” she asked.
Flip raised his hand.
“Yes, Flip?”
“Get some ice cream, ma’m. Summer ain’t fun without ice cream.”
Tag: English Jokes for Kids
English Jokes
I met one of my Maths teachers yesterday.
We greeted and she asked me directions to the ICICI Bank.
I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round bit up to the nearest degree using tan ∆. From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its major axis and bisect the straight road at an obtuse angle. That’s where the bank is.
Quotes and one lIners
I am a simple person, I see my parents angry, I hide my phone.
English Jokes
Q.1 – In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans. – In his Last Battle..
Q.2 – Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans. – At the Bottom of the Page..
Q.3 – What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans. – Marriage..
Q.4 – Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans. – Liquid State..
Q.5 – When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday..
Q.6 – How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans – By Preparing Mango Shake..!!
English Jokes
I was at IKEA with my friend the other day, and I saw a coffee table called “Bias”
I said “Well, we can’t get this one!”
“Why not?” He asked.
“Look at it” I replied. “It’s leaning to one side.”
Quotes and one lIners
I like your opera. Perhaps I will set it to music.
- Mozart