What’s the most terrifying word in experimental nuclear physics?
Oops!
Tag: English Jokes for Kids
English Jokes
If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
Scholar-ships.
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff? ” the frustrated student blurted out. “To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture. A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives? “The professor stared at the student without saying a word. “Physics saves lives,” he finally continued, “because it keeps the idiots out of medical school. “
English Jokes, Quotes and one lIners
Why didn’t anyone want the biologist’s new book?
It was a hard cell.
English Jokes, Quotes and one lIners
My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said “To be honest, I didn’t even know he played cricket!”
English Jokes
Who is the leader of the corn army?
The kernal.
English Jokes
Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed.
English Jokes
If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore…
It will be a monumental disaster.
English Jokes, Just Indian Things, Quotes and one lIners
Santa: What’s Bruce Lee’s favourite pageant?
Banta: Don’t know.
Santa: Diwa Lee.
English Jokes, Just Indian Things
Mother: Kam se kam naha le. It’s Diwali immediately.
The child sprinkles just a few drops of water on ownself.
Mother: What’s this?
Child: Kam se kam naha liya.
Who does their job even after getting fired?
Bullets and fireworks.
English Jokes
Flip joined college and was trying desperately to make friends.
But being socially awkward and shy, he wasn’t having it easy.
Until, one day, he suddenly started getting popular. He would go up to people and talk and they would include him in their groups in no time at all.
Flop, who had also joined college at the same time and was facing the same challenges, was suitably perplexed.
So, he decided to ask Flip what his secret was.
“Oh, I check their facebook and insta, then talk to them about things they are interested in.” Flip said cooly.
“That is Brilliance!! How did you figure this out?” Flop asked.
“Once I realised that all I need to understand an entity is meta data, the rest was easy.”
- Original joke by Nidhi Arora