We don’t know who made this.. but whoever you are, take a bow!
This is so good~

Laughter is the BEST medicine, and the best health tonic. Share a laugh!
Your happiness quotient – multiplied
Any drop of water left on the kitchen counter will automatically attach itself to the first vessel placed on the counter and proceed to grow and drip all the way from the counter to wherever the vessel is being carried.
The same drop of water, when faced with a wiping sponge, will escape the said sponge like Sindbad escapes the Roc birds in the valley of diamonds.
This is so spot on that we hereby declare this a classic.
A bear, without the bee, is just a listening device.