
Tag: English Jokes for Kids
We have to admit.. the cute child is the main reason this meme is funny. But it is funny, and so we share!

Yesterday I entered a marathon.
The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.
The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, “Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?”
I replied, “You really want to know?”
Then I dropped out of the race.
I did marry my wife for her looks. Just not the ones she has been giving me lately.
I am thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down.
What does a house covered by? Address.