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Tag: English Jokes for Kids
English Jokes
Yesterday I entered a marathon.
The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.
The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, “Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?”
I replied, “You really want to know?”
Then I dropped out of the race.
puns
I did marry my wife for her looks. Just not the ones she has been giving me lately.
I am thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down.
What does a house covered by? Address.
English Jokes
Subject: TEN BEST CADDY RESPONSES.
Number : 10
Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?”
Number : 9
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, sir. You’ve already moved most of the earth.”
Number : 8
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes, sir . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”
Number : 7
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually, sir.”
Number : 6
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so, sir . . . That would be too much of a coincidence.”
Number : 5
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch, sir. It’s a compass.”
Number : 4
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “It’s very good, sir. But personally, I prefer golf.”
Number : 3
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: “I’m afraid the way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”
Number : 2
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “But this isn’t the golf course . . . We left that about an hour ago, sir.”
And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It has been a long time since we teed off, sir.”