Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words, Defence, Defeat, Detail.
Flip: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
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Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words, Defence, Defeat, Detail.
Flip: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
Behold, the well-educated Bard!
Wren and Martin doth their part.
They got rich, upon my word!
On the conceit of the dud!
Oh! It is easy to laugh
Poke fun at a gaffe!
But, in how many languages, pray
Can the Bard have his say?
The Guide to the left of thee
Can speak in at least three.
The shopkeeper on the right
Speaks four in his stride.
English, as we know
Is funny by right.
The language has no logic
The grammar causes fights.
Yet, we know, do we not?
It is the pride of the lot.
Pray, do you not feel lost,
In front of a polyglot?
Humble Beginnings do not boast.
Boasting leads to humbling. Don’t.
In my mind,
There is no pride,
In enforcing esoteric norms.
It only indicates to me
That you have nowhere else to be.
As a rule, man is a fool
When its hot, he wants it cold
When its cold, he wants it hot
Always wanting what is not!
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Q: Did you see my client flee the scene?
A: No, sir, I didn’t. But subsequently I observed someone running several blocks away who matched the description of the offender.
Q: Who provided you with the description?
A: The officer who responded to the scene.
Q: A fellow officer of yours provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust this fellow officer?
A: Yes, sir, with my life.
Q: With your life? Let me then ask you this, officer. Do you have a room were you change your clothes in preparation for the day’s duties?
A: Yes, sir, we do.
Q: And do you have a locker in that room?
A: Yes, sir, I do.
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: Why is it, officer, that if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those some officers?
A: You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex. And sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.
There are three kinds of people in the world:
A. The Intelligent
B. The Good Looking
C. The Majority
A horse walks into a restaurant.
The host says, “Hey!”
The horse replies, “Sure!”