Your happiness quotient – multiplied
A Mexican man says to his friends: “I can disappear in three seconds”
Uno… dos… and then he disappears without a tres!
Flip: I still can’t believe the state I was in!
Flop: Was it Karnataka or Goa?
व्यक्ति चाँद सितारों के पार निकल सकता है, पर वहाँ से नहीं निकल सकता जहां अभी अभी किसी ने पोंछा मारा हो।
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words, Defence, Defeat, Detail.
Flip: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
Behold, the well-educated Bard!
Wren and Martin doth their part.
They got rich, upon my word!
On the conceit of the dud!
Oh! It is easy to laugh
Poke fun at a gaffe!
But, in how many languages, pray
Can the Bard have his say?
The Guide to the left of thee
Can speak in at least three.
The shopkeeper on the right
Speaks four in his stride.
English, as we know
Is funny by right.
The language has no logic
The grammar causes fights.
Yet, we know, do we not?
It is the pride of the lot.
Pray, do you not feel lost,
In front of a polyglot?
Humble Beginnings do not boast.
Boasting leads to humbling. Don’t.
In my mind,
There is no pride,
In enforcing esoteric norms.
It only indicates to me
That you have nowhere else to be.
As a rule, man is a fool
When its hot, he wants it cold
When its cold, he wants it hot
Always wanting what is not!
