Tag: Comedy Majors
English Jokes
Being at home for now and not working I have learnt that…
☆ Our gas burner has 106 holes on the big burner and 86 on the small one.
☆ A Marie biscuit has 22 pin holes.
☆ If you switch off the fan at speed 5 it stops revolving after 1 minute and 12 seconds.
☆ The mosquito killer bat has 485 squares in it.
☆ The match box has 47 match sticks in it…just counted! Box says 50.
☆ A Balaji wafer packet has 14 wafers in the 5 rupees pack and 24 wafers in the 10 rupees pack. So always go for 5 rupee ones.
Will keep you posted on my further findings!
Life Memes
This happens EVERY SINGLE TIME!
Try finding the location of a saved/downloaded file!
English Jokes
This week, Elon Musk claimed that people who are above 150 years of age are claiming social security.
This may not be the answer to the mystery, but as a hypothesis, it is reasonably funny.
English Jokes
Yesterday I entered a marathon.
The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.
The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, “Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?”
I replied, “You really want to know?”
Then I dropped out of the race.
puns
I did marry my wife for her looks. Just not the ones she has been giving me lately.
I am thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down.
What does a house covered by? Address.
Hindi Jokes, हिन्दी जोक्स
Kumbh Mela is going on. People are taking dips in the holy river.
And the Rupee is dipping.
This cartoon brings both together beautifully.
