Tag: Comedy Majors

I wanted a new toaster but the shop website was too annoying
Too many pop-ups!

Why did the lumberjack need to see the dentist?
He had a cavitree!

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other?
‘There’s too much friction between us!’

Why did the ant go “1…2…3…4…”?
Because it’s the little things in life that count!

My grandpa’s last words were “Pints! Gallons! Litres!”
That spoke volumes!

Did you hear the jokes about the fungus?
You wont like it, but it might grow on you!