Tag: Comedy Majors
English Jokes, puns
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe!
English Jokes, puns
What did one tectonic plate say to the other?
‘There’s too much friction between us!’
English Jokes, puns
Why did the ant go “1…2…3…4…”?
Because it’s the little things in life that count!
English Jokes, puns
My grandpa’s last words were “Pints! Gallons! Litres!”
That spoke volumes!
English Jokes, puns
Did you hear the jokes about the fungus?
You wont like it, but it might grow on you!
English Jokes, puns
Where do the smartest parrots live?
In the brain-forest!
Funny poetry
Imagination meets the real world. By Steve Hanson
I’m standing on a chair!
I’m standing on a chair!
I don’t know why Mom’s worried
I’m just standing on a chair!
You’d think she’d be freaked out
By the lion in my room
But seeing shoes on fabric
Is what makes her fume.
I bath with toxic jellyfish.
I ride a crocodile.
But if I’m on the sofa then
Her mood becomes hostile.
I often sleep with scorpions
And wrestle with a bear.
I don’t know why Mom’s worried.
I’m just standing on a chair!
English Jokes, puns
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!