Your happiness quotient – multiplied
4 engineers got into a car. The car suddenly jammed and stopped.
Mechanical Engineer: It’s a broken starter.
Electrical Engineer: Dead battery.
Chemical Engineer: Starter fluid.
IT engineer: Hey guys lets just get out, close all the doors, open them, and get in again?
Crew: I I captain.
Mike says to Jack, “I found this pen, is it yours?”
Jack replies, “Don’t know let me see.” He then tries it and says, “Yes it is.”
Mike asks, “How do you know?”
Jack replies, “That’s my handwriting..”.
A Punjabi opened a tea shop in China. He named it Punjab Tea Stall. The shop did not do well.
Then someone suggested that if you want to succeed in China you have to keep a Chinese name for your shop.
Now his shop is doing very well because he has changed the name of the shop to
CHA FOO FOO KARKE PEE
What do you call the ship of the desert?
The Tisandic
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/4th!
