Tag: Comedy Majors
English Jokes
Mike says to Jack, “I found this pen, is it yours?”
Jack replies, “Don’t know let me see.” He then tries it and says, “Yes it is.”
Mike asks, “How do you know?”
Jack replies, “That’s my handwriting..”.
English Jokes
A Punjabi opened a tea shop in China. He named it Punjab Tea Stall. The shop did not do well.
Then someone suggested that if you want to succeed in China you have to keep a Chinese name for your shop.
Now his shop is doing very well because he has changed the name of the shop to
CHA FOO FOO KARKE PEE
puns
What do you call the ship of the desert?
The Tisandic
- Original Pun by Ishaan Kaila
English Jokes, Quotes and one lIners
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/4th!
English Jokes, Quotes and one lIners
Student: How much is remaining, sir?
Teacher: it’s last 20, be quick.
Student: 20 what? Apples?