Tag: Comedy Majors
Santa: What’s Bruce Lee’s favourite pageant?
Banta: Don’t know.
Santa: Diwa Lee.
Mother: Kam se kam naha le. It’s Diwali immediately.
The child sprinkles just a few drops of water on ownself.
Mother: What’s this?
Child: Kam se kam naha liya.
Who does their job even after getting fired?
Bullets and fireworks.
Did you hear about the poker player who made the palm reader quit?
He refused to show his hand.
4 engineers got into a car. The car suddenly jammed and stopped.
Mechanical Engineer: It’s a broken starter.
Electrical Engineer: Dead battery.
Chemical Engineer: Starter fluid.
IT engineer: Hey guys lets just get out, close all the doors, open them, and get in again?
Pirate Ship Captain: Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
Crew: I I captain.