
Tag: Comedy Majors
English Jokes
What do apples and space time have in common?
Wormholes
I think the tomatoes in my garden are actually round red time travelers.
They all seem to be developing wormholes.
classics, English Jokes


This one is a classic, and we always love it!
English Jokes
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of an emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor”.
English Jokes
I once took a test on waving signal flags.
They told me I passed with flying colors.
English Jokes
What’s the most terrifying word in experimental nuclear physics?
Oops!