Tag: Comedy Majors

She fell in love with a banker but he showed no interest.

She fell in love with an astronaut but he wanted space.

She fell in love with a gym trainer, but it didn’t work out.

She fell in love with a librarian, but his time was always booked.

She fell in love with an electrician but for him there was no spark.

She fell in love with a cardiologist but he broke her heart.

She fell in love with a geologist, but the relationship was too rocky.

She fell in love with an economist but he couldn’t supply her demands

She fell in love with a violinist but he said, “No strings attached.”

She fell in love with the linguist but he left her speechless

She fell in love with a seismologist, but he was always finding fault.

She fell in love with a cook, but he left her on the back burner

She fell in love with a mathematician but she couldn’t count on him.

She fell in love with a scuba diver–on the surface everything seemed to be fine, but deep down she knew something fishy was going on …

She fell in love with a fisherman, but he wasn’t a good catch.

She fell in love with a mason but they never built a strong foundation.

She fell in love with a teacher, but he had no class!

She fell in love with a tennis player but love meant nothing to him.

She fell in love with the magician but he kept turning tricks.