Tag: Clean Jokes for kids
Hindi Jokes, हिन्दी जोक्स
Siddhuji is an Indian commentator known for his brilliant wordplay… Enjoy these gems🙂..
English Commentator: It’s a huge six
सिद्धू: ये गया तारामंडल मे, ब्रह्मा जी के कमंडल में 🙂
English Commentator: No ball and it will be free hit
सिद्धू: मुफ्त का चन्दन घिस मेरे नंदन 🙂
English Commentator: Pant goes hard, edges it and it goes to third man
सिद्धू: गोली मारी राम को लगी घनश्याम को 🙂
English Commentator: England need 8 of 1. It’s impossible now
सिद्धू : अगर मेरी चाची को मुंछे होती तो मै उसे चाचा कहता 🙂
English Jokes
*Note: You have to be really old to get this joke.
In the 1990s, a Microsoft engineer was invited to dinner. His hosts called him to ask what his expected time of arrival would be.
“Oh, the system here shows I am about 50 minutes away, now its 3 and a half days, oh wait, it just became 23 seconds.”
Hindi Jokes, हिन्दी जोक्स
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classics, English Jokes
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.