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Hindi Jokes, हिन्दी जोक्स
व्यक्ति चाँद सितारों के पार निकल सकता है, पर वहाँ से नहीं निकल सकता जहां अभी अभी किसी ने पोंछा मारा हो।
English Jokes
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words, Defence, Defeat, Detail.
Flip: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
हिन्दी जोक्स
कुछ तो पढ़ी लिखी होगी ये गर्मी
वरना इतनी डिग्रियाँ ले कर कौन घूमता है ?
Funny poetry
Behold, the well-educated Bard!
Wren and Martin doth their part.
They got rich, upon my word!
On the conceit of the dud!
Oh! It is easy to laugh
Poke fun at a gaffe!
But, in how many languages, pray
Can the Bard have his say?
The Guide to the left of thee
Can speak in at least three.
The shopkeeper on the right
Speaks four in his stride.
English, as we know
Is funny by right.
The language has no logic
The grammar causes fights.
Yet, we know, do we not?
It is the pride of the lot.
Pray, do you not feel lost,
In front of a polyglot?
Humble Beginnings do not boast.
Boasting leads to humbling. Don’t.
In my mind,
There is no pride,
In enforcing esoteric norms.
It only indicates to me
That you have nowhere else to be.
- Poem by Nidhi Arora
