Tag: Clean Jokes for kids
English Jokes
The label did not include “milk”. Two ways to look at this. One is this:
Comics
In October 2024, the Indian stock market saw the largest sell off by foreign investors.
While October is usually a low returns month, this October, the market fell dramatically. This cartoon we love for its wordplay on the word “discount on all stocks”
Made by Subhani for newspapers in India.
puns
Came across a good pun after ages!
classics, Hindi Jokes
Long term investor:
तुम इतना जो मुस्कुरा रहे हो
क्या गम है जिसको छुपा रहे हो
Fund manager:
आँखों में नमी, हँसी लबों पर
क्या हाल है क्या दिखा रहे हो
SIP investor:
बन जायेंगे ज़हर पीते पीते
ये अश्क जो पिए जा रहे हो
Fundamental analyst:
जिन ज़ख्मों को वक़्त भर चला है
तुम क्यों उन्हें छेड़े जा रहे हो
Technical analyst:
रेखाओं का खेल है मुक़द्दर
रेखाओं से मात खा रहे हो
