Your happiness quotient – multiplied
Junior Flip introducing his family:
I live in a family of four.
My mom: Very strict.
My dad: Fun loving.
Me: Well, you know me.
My brother: Forgettable.
Dad: Hi, Siri!
<No response>
After 1 minute:
Dad: Hey, Siri!
<Still no response>
Son: Dad, Siri doesn’t care!
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Don’t know. Don’t care.
My grandfather’s favourite quote was: “When one door closes, another opens.”
He was a great man, but a lousy cabinetmaker.
Working in a mirror factory is something I can definitely see myself doing.
I ordered a Thesaurus online. It arrived yesterday. All the pages are blank.
I have no words to express how angry I feel.
