Tag: Clean Humour for kids
I’ve always wondered if chickens communicated using fowl language. Maybe only when they’re egg-cited.
An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected.
I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate.
Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met. I’m not buying it.
Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow has only 16? The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair.
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.
We have to admit.. this video is a brilliant amalgamation of Indian parenting and tech predictions. Loved it!
The label did not include “milk”. Two ways to look at this. One is this:

In October 2024, the Indian stock market saw the largest sell off by foreign investors.
While October is usually a low returns month, this October, the market fell dramatically. This cartoon we love for its wordplay on the word “discount on all stocks”
Made by Subhani for newspapers in India.
