Your happiness quotient – multiplied
Imagination meets the real world. By Steve Hanson
I’m standing on a chair!
I’m standing on a chair!
I don’t know why Mom’s worried
I’m just standing on a chair!
You’d think she’d be freaked out
By the lion in my room
But seeing shoes on fabric
Is what makes her fume.
I bath with toxic jellyfish.
I ride a crocodile.
But if I’m on the sofa then
Her mood becomes hostile.
I often sleep with scorpions
And wrestle with a bear.
I don’t know why Mom’s worried.
I’m just standing on a chair!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?
Because he was stuffed!
Flip – What do you call a fake lasagne?
Flop – An impasta!
I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
Written by Shel Silverstein
I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I’d keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first, it wet the bed.
What does lemon need when it hurts itself?
Lemon-aid!
What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?
It’s pasta your bedtime!
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t have spread it!
