My grandpa’s last words were “Pints! Gallons! Litres!”
That spoke volumes!
Tag: Clean Humour for kids
Did you hear the jokes about the fungus?
You wont like it, but it might grow on you!
Where do the smartest parrots live?
In the brain-forest!
Imagination meets the real world. By Steve Hanson
I’m standing on a chair!
I’m standing on a chair!
I don’t know why Mom’s worried
I’m just standing on a chair!
You’d think she’d be freaked out
By the lion in my room
But seeing shoes on fabric
Is what makes her fume.
I bath with toxic jellyfish.
I ride a crocodile.
But if I’m on the sofa then
Her mood becomes hostile.
I often sleep with scorpions
And wrestle with a bear.
I don’t know why Mom’s worried.
I’m just standing on a chair!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?
Because he was stuffed!
Flip – What do you call a fake lasagne?
Flop – An impasta!
I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
Written by Shel Silverstein
I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I’d keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first, it wet the bed.