Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
English Jokes, puns
Tag: Clean Humour for kids
English Jokes, puns
Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?
Because he was stuffed!
English Jokes, puns
Flip – What do you call a fake lasagne?
Flop – An impasta!
English Jokes, puns
I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
Funny poetry
Written by Shel Silverstein
I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I’d keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first, it wet the bed.
English Jokes, puns
What does lemon need when it hurts itself?
Lemon-aid!
English Jokes, puns
What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?
It’s pasta your bedtime!
English Jokes, puns
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t have spread it!
English Jokes, puns
Why did the dog sit next to the fire?
He wanted to be a hot dog!