Tag: Clean Humour for kids

I entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win…
But no pun in ten did!

I wanted a new toaster but the shop website was too annoying
Too many pop-ups!

Why did the lumberjack need to see the dentist?
He had a cavitree!

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other?
‘There’s too much friction between us!’

Why did the ant go “1…2…3…4…”?
Because it’s the little things in life that count!