Tag: Clean Humour for kids
puns
If the mantis are always praying, what is their faith?
It depends, they are all in’sects.
English Jokes
A Doctor was chatting with a Chartered Accountant (CA) at a party.
The Doctor asked, “How do I manage this delicate issue – when people even at a party like this, ask me about their joint pains and heartburn and gas trouble. Just because I am a doctor……. not fair, not fair at all!”
His CA friend replied coolly, “Just tell them the right things politely but send them a bill from your clinic the next day morning….
Do it just once.
Word will soon get around and it will stop immediately!”
“Wow! Thanks for the tip, said the doctor.”
Next morning the doctor got a bill from his CA friend, “Consulting charges for Business Development.”
English Jokes
Flip: I still can’t believe the state I was in!
Flop: Was it Karnataka or Goa?
English Jokes
My friend wrote a book on “How to make MONEY!”
He wanted to self-publish and asked me to help get funds.
I suggested he should read his book.
