In Online class:
Student: Sir, there is a problem with my camera.
Teacher: What is the problem?
Student: I don’t want to turn it on.
- Original Joke by Ishaan Kaila
English Jokes
Tag: Clean Humour for kids
English Jokes
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a drink?”
The first logician says, “I don’t know.”
The second logician says, “I don’t know.”
The third logician says, “Yes.”
Comics
One of the most prevalant criticisms against non profit organisations is that out of 100 rs received, a major chunk goes towards their executive pay and administrative expenses, and only a very little is used to actually help those who need it.
Robin Hood was an English robber who used to rob the rich and help the poor.
English Jokes
We were wolves. Then we realised, you had couches.
English Jokes
Father Flip is invited to a parish to address the gathering as a guest of honour. Gladly, he accepts.
On the appointed day, Father Flip reaches the village by bus. He asks a young man passing by, “Where is the parish?”
“I’ll take you” the boy says helpfully.
They get to chatting and the young man asks Father Flip, “Why are you going to our parish?”
“I will address the congregation, child.” Father Flip said helpfully.
“Really? What will you talk about?”
“I will teach you the fastest way to get to heaven, my son.”
At this point, the young man started laughing hysterically.
“What’s funny?” Father Flip was confused.
“You want to show us the way to heaven……you do not know the way to the parish!”
