What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe!
Tag: Clean Humour for kids
What did one tectonic plate say to the other?
‘There’s too much friction between us!’
Why did the ant go “1…2…3…4…”?
Because it’s the little things in life that count!
My grandpa’s last words were “Pints! Gallons! Litres!”
That spoke volumes!
Did you hear the jokes about the fungus?
You wont like it, but it might grow on you!
Where do the smartest parrots live?
In the brain-forest!
Imagination meets the real world. By Steve Hanson
I’m standing on a chair!
I’m standing on a chair!
I don’t know why Mom’s worried
I’m just standing on a chair!
You’d think she’d be freaked out
By the lion in my room
But seeing shoes on fabric
Is what makes her fume.
I bath with toxic jellyfish.
I ride a crocodile.
But if I’m on the sofa then
Her mood becomes hostile.
I often sleep with scorpions
And wrestle with a bear.
I don’t know why Mom’s worried.
I’m just standing on a chair!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?
Because he was stuffed!
Flip – What do you call a fake lasagne?
Flop – An impasta!