Tag: Clean Humour for kids
English Jokes
We were wolves. Then we realised, you had couches.
English Jokes
Father Flip is invited to a parish to address the gathering as a guest of honour. Gladly, he accepts.
On the appointed day, Father Flip reaches the village by bus. He asks a young man passing by, “Where is the parish?”
“I’ll take you” the boy says helpfully.
They get to chatting and the young man asks Father Flip, “Why are you going to our parish?”
“I will address the congregation, child.” Father Flip said helpfully.
“Really? What will you talk about?”
“I will teach you the fastest way to get to heaven, my son.”
At this point, the young man started laughing hysterically.
“What’s funny?” Father Flip was confused.
“You want to show us the way to heaven……you do not know the way to the parish!”
English Jokes, Perception Bias, Student Memes
The way private universities approach you for admissions once you have submitted an enquiry at even one site.. reminds one of the mini bus conductors of Delhi in the 1980s… Aa jao Law vaale, aa jao engineering vaale, Aa jao BBA, BBA, BBA..
Image from the indiabuses.wordpress.com.
English Jokes, puns
Flip: Why do you fall sick only on working days?
Flop: Must be my weekend immunity.
English Jokes, Quotes and one lIners
I have a very clear conscience. It has never been used.
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
I can’t even count the number of times I failed Maths at school.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
I like your opera. Perhaps I will set it to music. – Mozart
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Worrying works! More than 90 percent of the things I worry about never happen.
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics!
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it.
One snowman asks another, “Do you smell carrots?”
My friends tell me that cooking is easy, but it’s not easier than not cooking.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.