Your happiness quotient – multiplied
दिल्ली का ग्राहक : ऊँचा सुनने की मशीन कितने की है?
पंजाबी दुकानदार : ” 20 रूपए से 20 हजार रूपए तक। “
दिल्ली का ग्राहक : ” 20 रूपए वाली दिखाओ। “
पंजाबी दुकानदार : ” ये लीजिए, कान में लगाने का एक बटन और बटन से शर्ट की जेब तक एक वायर का टुकड़ा। “
दिल्ली का ग्राहक : ये काम कैसे करती है ?
पंजाबी दुकानदार : ” ये जी, कुछ भी काम नहीं करती… पर इसे लगा देखकर लोग आपसे जोर जोर से बोलते हैं तो मशीन की ज़रूरत नहीं पढ़ती । हमारे लुधियाने में सबसे ज्यादा यही मशीन बिकती है।
Satire is a tough genre to deliver. Jaspal Bhatti ji, in our view, did not just deliver this genre, he totally aced it!
Sharing the first of his Flop Show videos. The funny (or tragic?) thing is that they are equally relevant today also.
Enjoy!
Today, we made this Gordon Ramsey meme. We’ve captioned it, but what caption would you use?
Send ur your captions!
A neutron walked into the pizzeria.
Ordered the most expensive pizza.
Ate it and asked for the check
The cashier looked at him and said, “For you, no charge.”
As usual, she nails it so totally!!!
Q.1 – In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans. – In his Last Battle..
Q.2 – Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans. – At the Bottom of the Page..
Q.3 – What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans. – Marriage..
Q.4 – Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans. – Liquid State..
Q.5 – When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday..
Q.6 – How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans – By Preparing Mango Shake..!!
