Did you hear about the poker player who made the palm reader quit?
He refused to show his hand.
Tag: Clean Humour for kids
English Jokes
4 engineers got into a car. The car suddenly jammed and stopped.
Mechanical Engineer: It’s a broken starter.
Electrical Engineer: Dead battery.
Chemical Engineer: Starter fluid.
IT engineer: Hey guys lets just get out, close all the doors, open them, and get in again?
English Jokes
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
“You may have graduated, but I’ve got many degrees.”
Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar!
Why should you go out to eat with neutrons?
Because wherever they go, there’s no charge!
What happens when you lower your body temperature to -273°C?
Nothing, you’re perfectly 0K!
Carbon and Hydrogen are excellent friends. They really bond.
Comics, English Jokes
Let’s talk about.. Nero.
The legend of Nero goes that he played the fiddle while Rome burnt. This comic is based on that legend.
We saw this epic comic featuring Nero, and then just had to get a joke to match!
64AD: Nero bans the practice of Christianity throughout the Roman empire
Christians: I can’t believe this!
Romans: Correct.
Aiyyo Shraddha, Videos
Diwali cleaning is an annual ritual in which the entire house is cleaned.
Aiyyo Shraddha is so good at this!
Hindi Jokes, हिन्दी जोक्स
गली से आवाज आई …
100 रूपए में पूरा परिवार
जिंदगीभर बैठ कर खाइये !
बाहर निकल कर देखा तो
चटाई बेचने वाला था !
इसलिए:
घोषणाएं और वादों से सावधान रहें!
English Jokes
If this is not genius, we have no idea what is!