Mike says to Jack, “I found this pen, is it yours?”
Jack replies, “Don’t know let me see.” He then tries it and says, “Yes it is.”
Mike asks, “How do you know?”
Jack replies, “That’s my handwriting..”.
Tag: Clean Humour for kids
English Jokes, puns
Good friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
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Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
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Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
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Why don’t almonds have friends?
Because they’re nuts!
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“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’”
- A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
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“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.”
Michaela Edmond
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Jaspal Bhatti, Videos
If you have grown up in 1980s India, you have seen the rows of government constructed housing.
Jaspal Bhatti, in his inimitable style, shares what we discussed in our drawing rooms those days.
This is one of the most memorable episodes of this series. Enjoy!
Videos
This video is by Princy Parikh
English Jokes
What do you get when you search “Rorschach tests”?
Silhouettes of parents fighting.
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What do you get when you google “Alzeimer’s”?
Purple links.
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Last night I was thinking to myself “I wonder how much Google really knows about me?”
But then my Android phone texted me the message “not much”. So, I feel better now.
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What do you get when you google “Lost medieval servant boy”?
“This page could not be found.”
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I had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle. The clue was “Dishonestly gaining a advantage,” eight letters.
I immediately felt bad for looking it up, that was cheating.
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What do you get when you google ‘How to light a candle?”
50,000 matches.
Raju Shrivastava, Videos
Once upon a time, not too long ago, this is how comedy was done. Take a bow, Raju Shrivastava ji!
This video has two compiled sets – If Sholay was reversed, and when film stars go shopping!
Pratyush Chaubey, Videos
This is a video that is soooo funny! Enjoy it with your whole family. This one deserves it! And share on the family WA groups!
