Tag: Clean Humour for kids
puns
Why was the ghost arrested?
He didn’t have a haunting license!
Told the doctor I was addicted to my laptop. He put me on a course of tablets.
RJ Karishma, Videos
RJ Karishma’s content is clean and family friendly.
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Videos
We found this lovely video today. The script is brilliant and the execution is flawless.
English Jokes, puns
I thought about running for president
But I figured he should do his own exercise.
English Jokes
One day, all the teaching colleagues of Dr. Flip got into a plane to fly to a conference.
The pilot came online and announced, “You will be delighted to know that all the work on building this plane has been done by your own students!”
Immediately, there was a mad scramble and all the teachers got off the plane before the air hostess could understand a thing.
Dr, Flip, however, remained calmly seated and in fact, opened the morning paper and started reading it.
“You must trust your students an awful lot, Prof!” The pilot could barely hide his admiration.
“Oh yes! Absolutely!” Flip replied, “If my students built it, this plane isn’t going anywhere.”
Super Sindhi, Videos
This video totally had us in splits! One of the best from Super Sindhi!
English Jokes
A woman went to the doctor complaining of pain all over her body.
“I hurt all over,” she said.
“What do you mean all over?” the doctor asked, “Can you be a little more specific?”
The woman proceeded to touch her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then her nose and yelled again, “Ouch! That also hurts.” Then she touched her left earlobe and yelled again, “Even that hurts doc.”
After examining her, the doctor came to a conclusion… the woman had a broken finger.
English Jokes
The teacher wrote on the blackboard:
I ain’t had no fun all summer.
“Now, class, how do we correct this sentence?” she asked.
Flip raised his hand.
“Yes, Flip?”
“Get some ice cream, ma’m. Summer ain’t fun without ice cream.”