My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said “To be honest, I didn’t even know he played cricket!”
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My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said “To be honest, I didn’t even know he played cricket!”
Procurement professionals will understand this perfectly.
The CEO of a large multinational company fell ill on a day when he had tickets to see a grand concert. As a gesture of kindness, he gave the tickets to the company’s Efficiency Expert to enjoy the concert with his wife.
Next morning, the CEO was surprised to find a report on his table, written by their Efficiency Expert and this is what it said:
Dear Sir,
Thank you for sending me to the concert last evening with my wife. My observations are as follows:
The highlight of the evening was Schubert’s unfinished symphony. Although personally I think unfinished works should be disqualified, I did watch the performance and here are some, but not all, of the malfunctions I found:
To summarize: I am quite sure that if Mr. Schubert had avoided these issues, he would have managed to finish his work, instead of leaving us with an unfinished symphony!
Kind regards,
Corporate Efficiency Enhance Expert…!!!
The kernal.
Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed.