Tag: Clean Humour for kids
Santa: What’s Bruce Lee’s favourite pageant?
Banta: Don’t know.
Santa: Diwa Lee.
Mother: Kam se kam naha le. It’s Diwali immediately.
The child sprinkles just a few drops of water on ownself.
Mother: What’s this?
Child: Kam se kam naha liya.
Who does their job even after getting fired?
Bullets and fireworks.
Flip joined college and was trying desperately to make friends.
But being socially awkward and shy, he wasn’t having it easy.
Until, one day, he suddenly started getting popular. He would go up to people and talk and they would include him in their groups in no time at all.
Flop, who had also joined college at the same time and was facing the same challenges, was suitably perplexed.
So, he decided to ask Flip what his secret was.
“Oh, I check their facebook and insta, then talk to them about things they are interested in.” Flip said cooly.
“That is Brilliance!! How did you figure this out?” Flop asked.
“Once I realised that all I need to understand an entity is meta data, the rest was easy.”
- Original joke by Nidhi Arora
If you have not watched The Black Adder, you have missed something in life.
Allow us to introduce you to humour writing that is equally brilliant when performed:
Did you hear about the poker player who made the palm reader quit?
He refused to show his hand.
