I did marry my wife for her looks. Just not the ones she has been giving me lately.
I am thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down.
What does a house covered by? Address.
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puns
Why was the ghost arrested?
He didn’t have a haunting license!
Told the doctor I was addicted to my laptop. He put me on a course of tablets.
puns
Which building in town has the most stories?
The Public Library