Tag: best jokes
Hindi Jokes
महिला (ऑटो वाले से) : भैया, चाँद तक चलोगे।
ऑटो ड्राइवर : हाँ, बैठिये पर 1200 करोड़ रुपये लगेगें।
महिला : 1200 करोड़ क्यों, चंद्रयान तो 600 करोड़ में पहुंच गया।
ऑटो ड्राइवर : मैडम, लौटने में सवारी नहीं मिलती। खाली आना पड़ता है।
Life Memes, Memes, Office Memes, Student Memes
This is so spot on!
Just Indian Things
This jugaad is actually quite smart. A cooler consistently needs water input because it works by creating a mist of tiny water droplets that cool the air. The air conditioner consistently releases water. This jugaad takes a pipe to carry the water released by the AC into the cooler directly!
This is not just funny, in many ways, this is brilliant!
puns
Not the most brilliant pun… but a pun nonetheless.. and after a long time.
English Jokes
You’re a 10 but it’s on the pH scale.
You’re a 10 but it’s on the Richter scale.
Hindi Jokes, हिन्दी जोक्स
There cannot be a better response to spamming.
English Jokes
ACRs – Annual Confidential Reports were filed for most government servants as part of their performance appraisal.
These are some gems from actual ACRs. Let it not be said again that the officers do not have a sense of humour.
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
- He is a very quiet officer. He opens his mouth, only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
- He is technically sound, but socially impossible.
- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has now started to dig.
- He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
- The officer is tall and that is all !
- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
- He has wisdom of the youth and energy of old age.
- This officer should go far; and the sooner the better.
- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.