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About that valet parking…

Posted on July 7, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on About that valet parking…
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And this is why we need to learn logic at school

Posted on July 6, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on And this is why we need to learn logic at school
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Siddhu at his best

Posted on June 26, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Siddhu at his best
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Siddhuji is an Indian commentator known for his brilliant wordplay… Enjoy these gems🙂..

English Commentator: It’s a huge six
सिद्धू: ये गया तारामंडल मे, ब्रह्मा जी के कमंडल में 🙂

English Commentator: No ball and it will be free hit
सिद्धू: मुफ्त का चन्दन घिस मेरे नंदन 🙂

English Commentator: Pant goes hard, edges it and it goes to third man
सिद्धू: गोली मारी राम को लगी घनश्याम को 🙂

English Commentator: England need 8 of 1. It’s impossible now
सिद्धू : अगर मेरी चाची को मुंछे होती तो मै उसे चाचा कहता 🙂

Its a balance, all right!

Posted on June 12, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Its a balance, all right!
Memes, Office Memes

Your Friday is not the same as my Friday…

Posted on June 2, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Your Friday is not the same as my Friday…
Life Memes, Memes, Office Memes

Investors and traders make money with every trade. So, we hate to take the weekend off. 🙂

Which side are you on?

Every student knows this

Posted on May 28, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Every student knows this
Life Memes, Memes, Student Memes

No, you can’t just…

Posted on May 18, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on No, you can’t just…
Comics

This is what Advanced AI looks like

Posted on May 2, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on This is what Advanced AI looks like
Comics

Another gem by Bizaro

The successor of a game called patience..

Posted on April 18, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on The successor of a game called patience..
Life Memes, Memes

Sailing is the world’s most dangerous job. But the crash rate of Web Whatsapp would make a sailor feel safe.

And then there is the “Wait for messages to sync”.

Newton’s Laws of Marriage

Posted on March 29, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Newton’s Laws of Marriage
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Newton was a brilliant man.

Then he got married.

As is the norm with every marriage, initial phase was extended honeymoon. Being a thinker, Newton would sit on his working desk and think and ponder about the working of the universe.

“Hello my dear.” His wife would croon while bringing him tea to his desk.

It was almost after eight months that she asked him to get his tea from the kitchen.

“Oh yes.” He responded while deep in his thoughts. He kept sitting and thinking. It was after one hour that his wife went to the kitchen and discovered the tea still sitting on the shelf. Tea was cold. It made Mrs Newton hot with anger.

“What is it with you?” she almost shouted. “You keep on sitting on that chair day in and day out without moving and I have to move all over the house to finish the chores.”

Newton was amazed at the observation of his wife and postulated his first law.

“A body that is at rest, will keep resting. And a body that is moving, will keep moving.”

He had this sense of achievement. But his wife was not impressed.

Things continued in the same manner for some more time. Soon Mrs Newton was fed up with the situation. More than one year after the marriage, she decided to nudge Newton and make him contribute towards household chores.

She went to Newton and shook his chair. “Get up man and help me in setting up the house.”

Newton looked up. He had a look at the face of missus. He knew he will have to postpone his brainstorming sessions and indulge in some bodily chores.

He came back to his desk after finishing the list. He reviewed the whole situation and replayed the scene in his mind over and over again. He realized he moved from his desk because his wife had applied force on him. Then he came up with his second law.

“Acceleration of a body depends upon the force applied to it.”

Now Mrs Newton knew how to get Newton going. She had to apply some force to move from his chair and make him do odd jobs around the house.

Newton made some further observations. His wife responded in a kind manner whenever he helped her. He once forgot to wish her on her birthday as he was very busy thinking about falling bodies. His wife feigned ignorance and did not wish him on his birthday. If he left laundry pending, his wife would add more dirty clothes to it. She cooked meals only if he peeled veggies.

He analysed the situation and came up with his third law.

“Every action has equal and opposite reaction.”

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