I like your opera. Perhaps I will set it to music.
- Mozart
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English Jokes
A lady was taking her first golf lesson. She asked the instructor, “Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”
“P-u-t-t is correct,” he replied. “P-u-t means to place something where you want it. P-u-t-t means, merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.”
English Jokes
In Online class:
Student: Sir, there is a problem with my camera.
Teacher: What is the problem?
Student: I don’t want to turn it on.
- Original Joke by Ishaan Kaila
English Jokes
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a drink?”
The first logician says, “I don’t know.”
The second logician says, “I don’t know.”
The third logician says, “Yes.”
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