We don’t know whether to laugh or cry that this is still as relevant today as it was in the 1980s.
Tag: best jokes
English Jokes
What’s the most terrifying word in experimental nuclear physics?
Oops!
English Jokes, puns
Why can the Neutron never be an atheist?
Because it must have Mass.
English Jokes
If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
Scholar-ships.
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff? ” the frustrated student blurted out. “To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture. A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives? “The professor stared at the student without saying a word. “Physics saves lives,” he finally continued, “because it keeps the idiots out of medical school. “
English Jokes, Quotes and one lIners
Why didn’t anyone want the biologist’s new book?
It was a hard cell.
English Jokes, Quotes and one lIners
My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said “To be honest, I didn’t even know he played cricket!”
English Jokes
Who is the leader of the corn army?
The kernal.
English Jokes
Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed.