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Ant-sy puns

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puns
  1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
  2. To bring ant from another country into your country = Important
  3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
  4. Ant that’s looking for a job = Applicant
  5. A spy ant = Informant
  6. A very little ant = Infant
  7. Ant that has a gun = Militant
  8. Ant that is fat = Abundant
  9. A proud ant = Arrogant 🤔
  10. Ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant
  11. Ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant
  12. Ant that changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant
  13. Ant that accumulated so much food in winter for summer = Abundant
  14. Ant that doesn’t need a change: Reluctant
  15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant
  16. Ant that occupies a flat = Occupant
  17. Very big ant = Giant
  18. The best ant = Excellant 😉
  19. Big ant = Elephant
  20. Ant that is important = Significant
  21. A sarcastic Ant = Mordant
  22. An extremely fast ant = Instant
  23. Shouting Ant = Rant
  24. An ant that doesn’t chang = Constant
  25. A dirty Ant = Pollutant
  26. Any you don’t like = Irritant
  27. Ant that is a specialist = Consultant

Birds of a feather

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English Jokes

I am a retired Colonel.

One day, when there was nothing to do, I went to the grocer’s shop and asked the young lad behind the counter to give me 24 teaspoons of sugar, just for the heck of it.

The lad looked at me from head to toe, then weighed 200 grams of sugar and gave it to me.

I was puzzled, so I said_ “I asked for 24 teaspoons, didn’t I?

Lad: Yes sir, you did. And believe me, this will be 24 teaspoons.

Me: How are you so sure?

Lad: My father has measured 1 kg, and it came to 120 teaspoons. So the 200 grams that I gave you will be 24 teaspoons.

Me: That’s logical. What does your father do?

Lad: Sir, he’s also a retired Colonel.