Tag: Best jokes on the internet
There’s no pun like an IT pun. These are our favourites. Enjoy !
Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses? Because it lost its contacts.
Why did the developer become so poor? Because he used up all his cache.
What do you call an iPhone that sleeps too much? Dead Siri-ous.
What did the computer do during his break? He had a byte!
Why was the computer found cold and sneezing? Because someone left its Windows open!
Why did the computer arrive late at work? Because it had a hard drive.
Oh, Cicero!
A Roman senator comes into the senate fifteen minutes late one day. Cicero is up front making a speech, so he creeps into his seat as quietly as possible and whispers to the guy next to him, “What’s he talking about?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, he hasn’t gotten to the verb.”
Need a Friend?
Need a friend? Call me.
A laugh? Call me
Need money? This number is no longer available.
Teenagers 1
Teacher: Why is your paper in blank?
Student: Sometimes Silence is the best answer.
Inner Peace
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
— Dave Barry
He was, and remains, to this day, the King of Satire.
I am a simple person, I see my parents angry, I hide my phone.
One more brilliant comic for you
एक इंजीनियर पुत्र ने अमरीका से फोन ला कर मनोरंजन के लिए अपनी बुंदेलखंडी पूज्य माताजी को गिफ्ट किया…
एलेक्सा से काम करवाने के लिए थोडी बहुत इंग्लिश भी सिखा दी….
अम्मा का खूब मन लग गया..
एलेक्सा और अम्मा खूब अच्छे फ्रैन्ड स बन गए ..एक साल बाद बेटा अमरीका से जब लौटकर आया …पूछा कैसी हो अम्मा??एलेक्सा तुम्हारे सवालों के जवाब ठीक से देती है ना???
अम्मा बहुत खुश होकर बोली …खुदई देख लो बेटा..
अम्मा- ऐ एलेक्सा कहाँ हो????
एलेक्सा- जे का जिज्जी इतईं तो परे हैं खटिया के नेंचे ….
