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Chemistry Jokes

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English Jokes

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

“You may have graduated, but I’ve got many degrees.”

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

Because it was polar!

Why should you go out to eat with neutrons?

Because wherever they go, there’s no charge!

What happens when you lower your body temperature to -273°C? 

Nothing, you’re perfectly 0K!

Carbon and Hydrogen are excellent friends. They really bond.

Google Jokes

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What do you get when you search “Rorschach tests”?

Silhouettes of parents fighting.

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What do you get when you google “Alzeimer’s”?

Purple links.

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Last night I was thinking to myself “I wonder how much Google really knows about me?”

But then my Android phone texted me the message “not much”. So, I feel better now.

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What do you get when you google “Lost medieval servant boy”?

“This page could not be found.”

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I had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle. The clue was “Dishonestly gaining a advantage,” eight letters.

I immediately felt bad for looking it up, that was cheating.

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What do you get when you google ‘How to light a candle?”

50,000 matches.