Your happiness quotient – multiplied
An army officer and an ore trader weren’t allowed to walk into a bar.
One thought it was a major problem, and the other thought it was a miner one.
They told me I passed with flying colors.
मैंने कहा : भगवन, मेरा बचपन लौटा दो.☺
भगवन बोले : फिर से English, Maths, Algebra, Chemistry, Trigonometry, Geography, Biology, Calculus, History, Civics, Laws पढ़ोगे ?🤨
मैंने कहा: रहने दीजिए भगवन. वैसे मेरा ठीक ही चल रहा है !
Old accountants never die, they just open an account elsewhere.
Old programmers never die, they just enter a new metaverse.
Old actors never die, they just play a new role.
We don’t know whether to laugh or cry that this is still as relevant today as it was in the 1980s.
Oops!
If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
Scholar-ships.
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff? ” the frustrated student blurted out. “To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture. A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives? “The professor stared at the student without saying a word. “Physics saves lives,” he finally continued, “because it keeps the idiots out of medical school. “
