Tag: Best jokes on the internet
English Jokes
Who is the leader of the corn army?
The kernal.
English Jokes
Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed.
English Jokes
If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore…
It will be a monumental disaster.
English Jokes, Just Indian Things, Quotes and one lIners
Santa: What’s Bruce Lee’s favourite pageant?
Banta: Don’t know.
Santa: Diwa Lee.
English Jokes, Just Indian Things
Mother: Kam se kam naha le. It’s Diwali immediately.
The child sprinkles just a few drops of water on ownself.
Mother: What’s this?
Child: Kam se kam naha liya.
Who does their job even after getting fired?
Bullets and fireworks.