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Memes, Office Memes
A recent movie, Adipurush, has drawn a lot of ire, but also a lot of humour, for its very poor story and execution.
Finally, we made an Adipurush meme, and compiled a few of the best ones for you.
English Jokes
An Arab came to India to get a heart surgery. Unfortunately, his blood group was the Bombay Blood Group – the rarest blood group in the world.
So, appeals were sent out all across the world. A donor was found in Ahmedabad, India.
After the surgery was over, the Arab thanked the donor by sending him luxury cars, watches, gold, and lots of Dirhams.
As luck would have it, a year later, a second surgery was needed. The donor was contacted, and sure enough, he was happy to oblige.
After the surgery, he received his Thank you hamper. But this time, it included a Thank you card and a box of Karachi Halwa sweets.
Perplexed, the donor called up the patient and enquired about the cause of this change of heart. Was he upset about something?
The patient laughed heartily and said, “Not upset at all Motabhai, but you see, now I have Gujarati blood in my veins!”
*Gujaratis are very well known for their business sense and financial prudence.
Memes, Office Memes
Yes, we agree.. this is not how inheritance is supposed to work in coding 🙂
Memes, Office Memes
Brokers don’t make money when their clients do. Brokers make money when their clients transact.
Because of this structure – where brokers get a commission every time the client buys or sells a financial product, but are NOT penalised for the losses incurred by the client, nor are they rewarded when their clients make a profit, it is common for brokers to encourage clients to buy and sell instead of staying put and holding on to good companies.
This joke is about that: