Your happiness quotient – multiplied
*Note: You have to be really old to get this joke.
In the 1990s, a Microsoft engineer was invited to dinner. His hosts called him to ask what his expected time of arrival would be.
“Oh, the system here shows I am about 50 minutes away, now its 3 and a half days, oh wait, it just became 23 seconds.”
Investors and traders make money with every trade. So, we hate to take the weekend off. 🙂
Which side are you on?
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
