We bring you a Ponanza – a Pun Bonanza!
# I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
# England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
# A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
# A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.
# – When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.
# – I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
# – Why is ‘dark’ spelt with a k and not c?
Because you can’t ‘c’ in the dark.
# – Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?
Well, because time will tell.
# – Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
# – I’m trying to organize a hide-n-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
# – I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness!!!