Flip – What is green and not heavy?
Flop -Light green!
A Mexican man says to his friends: “I can disappear in three seconds”
Uno… dos… and then he disappears without a tres!
Flip: So, the Court can overturn the decision of the President but the President cannot change the decision of the court? How’s that?
Flop: Simple, dude. The Constitution was written by lawyers.
The person who invented the door knock….won the Nobel(l) prize.
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap, shower gel, towels, and deodarant…Dirty Fellows!
I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory….All I did was take a day off!
To the guy who invented Zero….Thanks for Nothing!
If the mantis are always praying, what is their faith?
It depends, they are all in’sects.
A Doctor was chatting with a Chartered Accountant (CA) at a party.
The Doctor asked, “How do I manage this delicate issue – when people even at a party like this, ask me about their joint pains and heartburn and gas trouble. Just because I am a doctor……. not fair, not fair at all!”
His CA friend replied coolly, “Just tell them the right things politely but send them a bill from your clinic the next day morning….
Do it just once.
Word will soon get around and it will stop immediately!”
“Wow! Thanks for the tip, said the doctor.”
Next morning the doctor got a bill from his CA friend, “Consulting charges for Business Development.”