What does lemon need when it hurts itself?
Lemon-aid!
English Jokes, puns
English Jokes, puns
What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?
It’s pasta your bedtime!
English Jokes, puns
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t have spread it!
English Jokes, puns
Why did the dog sit next to the fire?
He wanted to be a hot dog!
English Jokes, puns
How did the Japanese sauce say hello to the bee?
Wasa-bee!
English Jokes, puns
What’s a rabbit’s favourite type of music?
Hip-Hop!