Flip: Why is it that there are so few functional democracies in North and South Americas, except, perhaps, the US?
Flop: Well, you see, there is no American embassy in the US.
English Jokes
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a clinic to donate blood. The doctor says to the rabbit: “What’s your blood type?”
“I’m probably a Type O”, the rabbit replied with great sadness.
Videos
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Memes, Office Memes
How to avoid workplace bullying
Workplace bullying can be avoided with just one simple tool. This meme tells us what that is.
English Jokes
What do you get when you search “Rorschach tests”?
Silhouettes of parents fighting.
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What do you get when you google “Alzeimer’s”?
Purple links.
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Last night I was thinking to myself “I wonder how much Google really knows about me?”
But then my Android phone texted me the message “not much”. So, I feel better now.
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What do you get when you google “Lost medieval servant boy”?
“This page could not be found.”
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I had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle. The clue was “Dishonestly gaining a advantage,” eight letters.
I immediately felt bad for looking it up, that was cheating.
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What do you get when you google ‘How to light a candle?”
50,000 matches.
Hindi Jokes, हिन्दी जोक्स
चित्रकला के अध्यापक: बच्चों, खेत में घास चरती हुई गाय का चित्र बनाओ!
30 मिनट बाद सब बच्चे अपना अपना चित्र ले कार आते हैं।
अध्यापक: अरे पप्पू, ये क्या है? ये तो खाली कागज है!
पप्पू: सर, बनाया तो है – खेत में घास चर कर गई गाय!
सर: घास कहाँ है?
पप्पू: वो तो गाय खा गई!
सर: तो फिर गाय कहाँ है?
पप्पू: जी, वो तो गई!
English Jokes
These jokes prove what we’ve always known.. a teacher’s life is tough!
Sugar
Teacher: ”Construct a sentence using the word “sugar”
Pupil: ”I drank tea this morning.”
Teacher: ”Where is the word sugar.”
Pupil: ”It is already in the tea..!!”
Active Passive Voices
TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with ‘Mangoes’)
Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you…
Keeping it clean
TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home…
Raju Shrivastava, Videos
Once upon a time, not too long ago, this is how comedy was done. Take a bow, Raju Shrivastava ji!
This video has two compiled sets – If Sholay was reversed, and when film stars go shopping!