Thank God this was not posted by a Home-r.
Mario, the fisherman from Goa, sat on his boat, resting. Suddenly, Mr. Flip walked up to him and asked him how long he spent at sea, what he did after that, and other things.
“Well, me and my mates we go to sea for a few hours each night. Morning we come and our women folk take the fish to the market. We men sleep it out. Then, in the afternoon, we all get together and chat, laughing, dancing, or just being. Evening, we get home and it is time to set off again.
“Really? You could earn so much more!” Flip was visibly agitated.
“And then what would we do?”
“Well, you would get more money, build better houses, live more comfortably.”
“And then, what would we do?”
“You would get surplus money which you would save and invest in bonds, and all of you could get so rich! By putting just 4 more hours per day, you could increase your catch by 50%!”
“And then, what would we do?”
“As you earn more and put your money in bonds, that money will earn for you. Then you can sit back, chill, and relax.”
“What do you think I am doing now?” Mario chuckled and went right back to his nap.
“Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and make bad decisions.” –
“Just because we accept you as you are doesn’t mean we’ve abandoned hope you’ll improve.”
“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” –
“Just because you are unique doesn’t mean you are useful.”
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.” –
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said “To be honest, I didn’t even know he played cricket!”
Procurement professionals will understand this perfectly.