This one is a classic, and we always love it!
English Jokes
Three Conspiracy Theorists walk into a restaurant.
You cannot think that’s a coincidence!
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My brother hates candles and he thinks they were created as part of a government conspiracy
He’s an anti-waxer
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It’s obvious people offering UFO conspiracy theories don’t understand basic science.
If they did, they’d be offering UFO conspiracy hypotheses.
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Have you heard the conspiracy about duvet manufacturers?
They’re involved in a big cover up.
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When it comes to government conspiracy theories…
First make sure it can’t be attributed to incompetence.
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Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?
They call themselves the “ca-hoots”.
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I’m always suspicious of people who use AutoCAD… they always seem to be plotting something.
