At a party attended by many celebrities, the gray-haired veteran walked up to the stage with a cane and took his seat.
The host asked: “Do you still go to the doctor often ?” Veteran said, “Yes, often “ Host asked, “Why ?” Veteran said, “Patients must go to the doctor often! Only then doctor can survive !!”
The audience burst into applause, and cheered for the veteran’s witty language. 😇😆😇😆 *The host then asked : “Do you then go to the pharmacist * The veteran replied: of course because the pharmacist has also to survive. Another round of applause. 😇😆😇😆 Host asked, “Do you take medicine?” Veteran said, “No ! I often throw it away because I also want to survive !!” The audience laughed even more. 😇😆😇😆 The host finally said : “Thank you for coming for this interview !” The veteran replied : “You’re welcome ! I know, you have to survive too !!”
The audience burst into laughter and cheers, which lasted for a long time !!
We were looking for a cartoon that explains how AI is basically the next step in a long list of buzzwords that we have seen – Big Data, Crypto… this cartoon tells it well.
When Giani Zail Singh became the 7th President of India, his lack of fluency in English led to some embarrassment. So, Mrs. Gandhi personally appointed an English tutor for him. He was to receive instruction every evening.
After 3 weeks, Mrs. Gandhi called up the Singh household and asked to speak to Giani ji. She found that his English was halting, if that. She then had a word with the tutor and asked him to expedite the progress.
Three weeks went by, and Mrs. Gandhi called again. With the same result. This time, her words to the tutor were stronger.
Since Mrs. Gandhi was travelling, she could only call after a month. As luck would have it, the tutor picked up the phone.
“Oh, hello, Martin. Does your student speak English now?” she enquired. “O seekh jayega haule haule. Kaali kyun karni hai?” Martin replied. (Translation: Punjabi for – He will learn gradually. Why the rush?)
