Three middle-aged women are sitting on a park bench discussing their children.
“My son William studied Architecture at Cambridge. He’s 25 years old now and he makes £70, 000 a year at Bregmann and Hamann, ” the first woman says.
“My son Charlie read law at Oxford. He’ll be turning 23 in October and he makes £100, 000 a year at Shoe Lane Chambers, ” says the second woman.
“My son Max didn’t go to university. He left school at the age of 16, as a matter of fact. He’s 30 now, but he makes half a million a year working as a sports mechanic in London, ” the third woman says.
“I’ve heard of car mechanics, plane mechanics, and typewriter mechanics, but not a sport mechanic. What’s that? ” the first woman asks.
“Well, you know, he fixes rugby matches, football matches, tennis matches…. “
