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Old Folks are the Funniest

Posted on September 17, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Old Folks are the Funniest
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At a party attended by many celebrities, the gray-haired veteran walked up to the stage with a cane and took his seat.

The host asked: “Do you still go to the doctor often ?”
Veteran said, “Yes, often “
Host asked, “Why ?”
Veteran said, “Patients must go to the doctor often! Only then doctor can survive !!”

The audience burst into applause, and cheered for the veteran’s witty language.
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*The host then asked : “Do you then go to the pharmacist *
The veteran replied: of course because the pharmacist has also to survive.
Another round of applause.
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Host asked, “Do you take medicine?”
Veteran said, “No ! I often throw it away because I also want to survive !!”
The audience laughed even more.
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The host finally said : “Thank you for coming for this interview !”
The veteran replied : “You’re welcome ! I know, you have to survive too !!”

The audience burst into laughter and cheers, which lasted for a long time !!

If Booking.com existed in ancient Egypt

Posted on September 15, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on If Booking.com existed in ancient Egypt
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This cartoon is, once again, brilliant in how it uses a popular hook marketing tactic to generate humour in an unexpected situation.

Why every single startup is AI focused

Posted on September 8, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Why every single startup is AI focused
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We were looking for a cartoon that explains how AI is basically the next step in a long list of buzzwords that we have seen – Big Data, Crypto… this cartoon tells it well.

What they don’t tell you about the effect of spam calls on life

Posted on August 29, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on What they don’t tell you about the effect of spam calls on life
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Whoever thought of this is a well-travelled person

Posted on August 29, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Whoever thought of this is a well-travelled person
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What is unique about Boeing is that..

Posted on August 27, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on What is unique about Boeing is that..
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They are absolutely embarassment proof.

Their jets go down with hundreds on board. No apology.

Starliner takes astronauts to space but cannot bring them back. Not their problem!

They get called by Congress.. Oh, Sure!

This cartoon sums up the Boeing philosophy so well!

Yes, that IS smart

Posted on August 14, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Yes, that IS smart
English Jokes

And it brings a chuckle..!

This is exactly how salary feels

Posted on August 13, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on This is exactly how salary feels
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A classic Khushwant Singh joke

Posted on August 13, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on A classic Khushwant Singh joke
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When Giani Zail Singh became the 7th President of India, his lack of fluency in English led to some embarrassment. So, Mrs. Gandhi personally appointed an English tutor for him. He was to receive instruction every evening.

After 3 weeks, Mrs. Gandhi called up the Singh household and asked to speak to Giani ji. She found that his English was halting, if that. She then had a word with the tutor and asked him to expedite the progress.

Three weeks went by, and Mrs. Gandhi called again. With the same result. This time, her words to the tutor were stronger.

Since Mrs. Gandhi was travelling, she could only call after a month. As luck would have it, the tutor picked up the phone.

“Oh, hello, Martin. Does your student speak English now?” she enquired.
“O seekh jayega haule haule. Kaali kyun karni hai?” Martin replied. (Translation: Punjabi for – He will learn gradually. Why the rush?)

This is how we train AI…

Posted on August 12, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on This is how we train AI…
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There is hope for us all yet…

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